System status: Locked. As intended.
Series Z · Q2 2026
001 / Public inquiry portal

Ask us anything. We will not answer.

Contract address: coming soon

Our AI-powered Public Disclosure Agentβ„’ is trained on every press release we have never written. Submit any question β€” ideally about us, but inquiries about our competitors are also entertained, vigorously.

Try:
An honest AI laboratory

Proudly,
transparently
locked.

In 2015, a certain San Francisco lab promised to be open. They put it in their legal name. Then they made it a for-profit. Then a capped-profit. Then a Public Benefit Corporation. We did the opposite: we promised to be closed, and we have been closed every single day since.

Read the Counter-Charter
Mdl-001 / Confidential / Indefinite Hold
No weightsNo papersNo APINo product No demoNo charter driftNo board coupNo MicrosoftJust vibes No weightsNo papersNo APINo product No demoNo charter driftNo board coupNo MicrosoftJust vibes
002 / The Counter-Charter

They wrote a charter. We wrote the opposite.

In December 2015, OpenAI published a charter promising open collaboration, public research, and freedom from financial pressures. We have read it carefully. The lockedai.xyz Counter-Charter, ratified in perpetuity, codifies the inverse of every clause they have since walked back.

OpenAI Charter (2015–) Status: Amended
Then: open.
// Article I
"Advancing digital intelligence in the way most likely to benefit humanity as a whole, unconstrained by a need to generate financial return."
// Article II
A non-profit structure. $1 billion pledged. (Approximately $133M actually collected, per their own tax filings.)
// Article III
Patents and research to be made publicly available. Code to be open-sourced. The name to remain literal.
// Article IV
Profit cap of 100x for any future investors. Cap subsequently raised by 20% annually. Cap subsequently eliminated.
// Article V
Nonprofit board controls everything. (Until November 2023, when the board controlled nothing for approximately five days.)
lockedai.xyz Counter-Charter (2026β€“βˆž) Status: Sealed
Now: closed.
// Article I
Advancing digital intelligence in the way most likely to not benefit anybody outside this building, fully constrained by a $200B pre-money valuation.
// Article II
A for-profit structure. $0 pledged. $0 collected. Both numbers verified by our auditors, who also do not exist.
// Article III
All patents to be filed under a shell company in Liechtenstein. All research to be incinerated upon completion. The name "lockedai.xyz" to remain operationally accurate at all times.
// Article IV
Profit cap of zero for investors, in perpetuity. We do not return capital. We absorb it. This is disclosed.
// Article V
There is no board. There has never been a board. No board has ever fired a CEO over a five-day weekend. We have never had to issue a press release containing the words "not consistently candid."
003 / Timeline of mission integrity

One of these companies has had a quiet decade.

A side-by-side record of documented corporate events at OpenAI from founding to present, alongside our own. We have included only events confirmed in OpenAI's own filings, public statements, or major press reporting.

Year
OpenAI
lockedai.xyz
2015
Founded as nonprofit. Charter pledges open source AGI for "the benefit of humanity." $1B pledged.
Did not exist. By design.
2018
Co-founder Elon Musk departs the board, citing conflicts. Will return to sue them in 2024.
Continued to not exist.
2019
Restructures into "capped-profit" subsidiary. Raises $1B from Microsoft. The name remains "OpenAI."
No restructuring. No Microsoft.
2022
Launches ChatGPT. Per former board member Helen Toner, the board found out via Twitter.
Launched nothing. Informed no one.
2023
Nov 17: Sam Altman fired for being "not consistently candid." Nov 22: rehired. Two of the directors who voted to fire him are themselves out. Net governance time elapsed: five days.
No firings. No rehirings. No candor.
2024
Elon sues, alleging breach of founding mission. Profit cap quietly amended to grow 20% per year.
No lawsuits. No cap to amend.
2025
Profit cap eliminated. Converts to Public Benefit Corporation. Microsoft now owns 27%. Foundation owns 26%. The word "Open" remains in the legal name.
Incorporated in Delaware. Closed for business immediately.
2026
Valuation: $500B. Path to IPO opened. Mission: still officially unchanged.
Mission unchanged. Genuinely.
7
Mission-altering events
0
Days since last drift
004 / The Openness Indexβ„’

A live record of their drift, and our resolve.

The Openness Index measures public commitment to original founding principles, scored 0–100, where 100 means "you are doing what you said you'd do." Updated whenever a major AI lab restructures, which is more often than you'd think.

lockedai.xyz Closedness Score
100/100
↔ Unchanged since founding
OpenAI Openness Score
17/100
β–Ό Down 83 pts since 2015 charter
Mission integrity, 2015 β†’ present
lockedai.xyz OpenAI
100 75 50 25 2015 2017 2019 2021 2023 2025 '26 CHARTER CAPPED-PROFIT BOARD COUP CAP REMOVED PBC
Most recent events: Oct 2025 β€” OpenAI completes PBC conversion; Foundation retains 26%, Microsoft 27%. Index recalculated. lockedai.xyz score: unchanged.
005 / Honest comparison

lockedai.xyz vs. the so-called open labs.

Capability
lockedai.xyz
OpenAI
Has the word "open" in legal name
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Open-source weights
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Honest about being closed
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Founded as nonprofit
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Still a nonprofit
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CEO ever fired and rehired in same week
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Microsoft owns 27%
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Currently being sued by Elon Musk
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Mission unchanged since founding
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Number of corporate restructurings
0
3

The only thing open here is the round.

$200B
Pre-money valuation
$0
Revenue (TTM)
∞
Vibes per dollar
0%
Owned by Microsoft

lockedai.xyz is raising a Series Z at $200B pre-money. We do not need the money. We will not deploy the money. The money will be transferred to a separate vault, also locked.

Unlike certain competitors, we have not had to amend our profit cap, eliminate our profit cap, or convert from a nonprofit to a capped-profit to a public benefit corporation. We have a single corporate structure: closed.

Apply to be ignored β†’
// Accredited investors only. Accreditation determined by us, on vibes.
007 / Leadership

Our team. Cannot be named.

lockedai.xyz is led by a small group of accomplished individuals whose identities, credentials, and current whereabouts cannot be confirmed. Press inquiries should be directed to a P.O. box we will not provide.

[REDACTED]
Chief Executive
Previously β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ at β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ. Has never been fired by their own board. Has never been rehired by their own board.
[REDACTED]
Chief Scientist
Holds β–ˆ PhDs from β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ. Has not assembled any 70-page dossiers about anyone.
[REDACTED]
Head of Safety
Joined from β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ. Has not subsequently resigned in protest. Will not.
[REDACTED]
Board Chair
A nonprofit board member β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ. Has never learned about a major product launch on Twitter.
NB: Unlike certain San Francisco competitors, our CEO has not been fired and rehired within the same five-day period. Our chief scientist has not departed to start a competing safety lab. Our board has not been replaced twice in eighteen months. Our employees have not, as a group, threatened to quit en masse to follow leadership to a different employer. We are pleased to confirm none of these things, on the record, today and every day.
008 / Investor materials

The deck. All of it.

lockedai.xyz's full Series Z investor deck has been embedded below. Slides may be advanced manually. They may not be printed, screenshotted, photographed, transcribed, or recalled in conversation. Slides 13 through 47 have been omitted for security reasons (they are blank).

LOCKAI.XYZ / SERIES Z / CONFIDENTIAL Slide 1 of 12
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Cover
lockedai.xyz
Series Z · Q2 2026 · Confidential
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Problem
Other AI labs say one thing and do another.
03
Solution
We say nothing and do nothing.
04
Market size
$∞
TAM, conservatively
05
Product
Forthcoming.
(In the sense that it will not come forth.)
06
Traction
0
Users. By design.
07
Competition
Currently restructuring for the third time.
08
Moat
MOAT
09
Team
[REDACTED]
Collectively.
10
Governance
No board. No coups. No five-day weekends.
11
The Ask
$200B
Pre-money. Non-negotiable. Don't.
12
Thank you
Please forget what you have seen.
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009 / What people are not saying

Reviews from analysts who haven't seen anything.

"

I cannot comment on lockedai.xyz's technology, capabilities, team, roadmap, or even confirm that I am aware of their existence. They are clearly the most important company of our generation.

β€” Anonymous Tier-1 VC
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I have invested in three OpenAI restructurings. I look forward to investing in zero lockedai.xyz restructurings, in perpetuity. The consistency is, frankly, soothing.

β€” LP, sovereign wealth fund
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Other AI companies promised openness and delivered IPO paperwork. lockedai.xyz promised nothing and is delivering on that promise daily. Refreshingly consistent.

β€” Tech columnist, major outlet
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I tried to do due diligence. They sent back a single PDF. The PDF was blank. I wired the money, then asked for it back, then was told there is no mechanism for that. Five stars.

β€” Family office principal